Conversations with a two-year-old

While riding in the car...

Garner, in the backseat by himself, talking to toy Thomas the train:
What say Thomas?
Ok.
Mommy! Thomas watch Chuggington!... Peeeeeaaaaasssseeee.
Me: Thomas wants to watch Chuggington?
G: Yup. Thomas say, "Peeeease, mama.", he say "PEEASEE".
Me: well, in that case...


At some unholy early hour in the morning, in my bed...

G: Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
Me: What, baby?
G: Oh, pretty mommy...
Me: huh?
G: Narner need eat, mommy. Need candy.
Me: (in my head) sheesh.. suck up.


Everyday is a new adventure.... :)