Reasons that it's good I don't live in town...

...because I find myself yelling things in the yard like,"Doggie! Stop licking the baby's wiener!!". (Disclaimer: the baby was fully clothed eating a hot dog. No dogs or babies were harmed... I cannot say the same for wieners.)

This post could also be appropriately titled: why I fit in redneck America or things no respectable human should yell out loud.

Yes, this IS a half consumed hot dog on a stump. Letting my toddler eat off of a stump... Probably another reason it's good I don't live in town.

Toddler fact #2.... Pants optional

What's that? Why does my toddler wear so many one piece outfits?

Well...

My toddler believes pants are optional. Along with shoes... And cleanliness... And modesty.

It's a simple fact... Pants are harder to take off if they are attached to your shirt, or even better, if they are part of your shirt.